HEY KID! Wanna be a PIRATE?!

heck yea u do. you've been waiting for someone to ask you that question for the first thirteen dosh gamn years of ur life

that's why you're gonna SQUISH YOUR THUMB MEAT on your GREASY SCREEN and download this sweet corny nugget of CANNON BALLERS

Key Features:

- Easy to play! (one handed game)
- Difficult to master spell system that radically changes your play style
- Power-up System that presents you with three random powers periodically throughout the run
- Die a ton. Get strong - hardcore roguelite!
- Elite creature system that upgrades creatures as you play
- Random levels that makes every playthrough unique
- Optional ads that unlock content
- No energy garbage that wastes your time
- No predatory microtransactions like LootBoxes

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