Insult your friends or yourself with Shakespearean elegance and creativity.

With 125000 different word combinations each randomized insult stands a good chance of being completely unique. Play insults loud with the app's extremely British voice synthesizer. Share the insult as text or as an audio file - just press the Share button.

This app is supported by ads. Proceeds support production of live theater in Radial Theater's home town Seattle WA.